Original Numa!

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it's all I need to say LOL

MERRY X-MAS :-)

well well well... too long since i last posted... so here is an update on the simple-life-of-matty:-D

hmm.. well now that is over with ... j/k

well, not a lot has been happening celebrated nine months last saturday which was exciting for me:-)
I realised I have grown a lot over the past year... have gotten over a few barriers which I am excited about, no longer does the painful memories of being cheated on affect me like they did...

I trust more now, which is great, I am gettng back to the way matty used to be:-) which makes me happy inside...
I got x-mas pressies already i got two awesoem framed pictures of Egyptian scenes, from my sister Lisa and I got money from dad which was awesome... I put it on my car which is even better news again... cos I only got $1,500 to pay off on it!

I start my new job on Wednesday *grin* YAY can't wait to start, my new employer is a good guy... will look after me, unlike my last employrs hehe I just finished typin them an email sayin what absolute Cunts they were... god it felt good:-)

got drunk on monday nite... wanted to do something a lil different and something I hadn't done in a while and it's easier for leelee on monday nites cos he doesn't haev to work on tuesdays:-) and we had a guest over.. good ol' jimmeh.. drove us up to the petrol station for more kindling cos we needed it for the fire we had:-) Leelee is good at the fire thing... i just destroy them lol
Anyways, it was a nite of drinking and arm writing and fire:-) was good fun... loved gettin drunk, was a way to de-stress and relax:-)
and most of all... i got unexpected compliments:-) it's always a good thing haha

I bought two new side-tables yesterday for b/room... they look pretty damn good:-) so big so I can fit all my stuff in them:-D anyways... something random lol always gotta havea bit of random in a post lol

I have a week without work... god it feels strange... but it's kinda cool been a while since i had this... and today I been lookin back and thinking about how much this year has changed... from me living in Melton and working at St. Albans hotel to finding a long-term Partner and changing jobs once, twice, three times haha sooo hope i don't have to do it again anytime in the near future...
OH i just found three hundred dollars too LOL it was totally unexpected! was cleaning up and I keep a lil' container with money in it.. nd I moved it and heard a lil rattling.. I thought it was jut $50 but I opened it up and OMG it was $300... i forgot I put it away for rent and totally forgot about it hehe

welll... today it all seams to be coming up Matty:-D except I tried making toasted cheese sandwiches and they didn't taste as good as the ones leelee makes:-*( I gotta wait till he gets home to have good ones:-D

Anyways... Merry X-mas peoples! take care and drive safe! No Stickin ur heads outta sunroofs in drunken times screaming scarily at cars behind you! LMAO

new addition to matty's face

well... not much has been happenin in the land of mattypoo:-P

i got a new addition to my face:-P *check out the pic below* :-)
i quite like it and I am getting very used to having it...
haven't been up to much... just cruisin through each day and takin life as it comes.. been rather sick lately haha it's been funny cos in the mornings I just sit still and I get hot flushes and the windows steam up lmao and i turn into a huge human heater when I am covered with any sort of blanket lol it's funny..
but thankfully tht is all over and now I am trying to get my diet back to the way it was... LOTS OF FOOD:-p lol
Put up an outdoor blind on the bedroom window tonight... i hope i did a good enough job... kinda worries me that peoples won't like it:-S but it should be fine... matty had to use math to figure out where to put the nails... so matty + math = disaster lol but I DO have my smart moments!*crosses fingers* i SO hope it was one of them:-P
anyways, a rather boring post... didn't know what to put here, but knew I had to put something...

ciao for now

OOOH can't forget that picture

Natalie Gauci is our new australian idol.

Is it that hard to believe? when she performs like this! she defenitely got my vote!

new update coming:-P

new update coming:-D haha so exciting this post is...

purple monkey dishwashers r great:-D the good guys had them on special lol

I got me one yesterday:-D lol
just kidding

Am I Gay? wow the questions of the universe are being unfolded to me:-D

"Am I Gay?" Self Examination For Men

1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you aregay.It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and havespent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing theOprah diet.

2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog,but gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, hasa delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. Andjust think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said getyour ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call acat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to beframed, you're so gay.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any suchnonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks onbar-B-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigsfeet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training and undeniably afag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in aparking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship.A man's world is his bathroom; he goes wherever he pleases.

5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee. A straight man willnever be heard ordering a "Decaf Soy Latte". If you've put a Decaf SoyLatte to your lips, you've had a man there, too.

6. If you know more than six names of non standard colors or fourdifferent types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you might aswell be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memoryspace in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick outchartreuse or you know what a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you canname ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you arefaggadocious.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dyingto tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk ata slow-ass driver or to cut off the jerk. The rest of the time he needsthat hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold hisbeer.

8. If you do not send this off to all the males on your email listbecause you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you aredefinitely on the verge on being a fudgepacker.

luckiest boi in da world!

not much to some, but it's a milestone for me:-)
8 months today and couldn't be any more in love than I am right now! :-)

fuck I am so damn lucky!